On the first day of Christmas, my mean coach yelled at me, no you may not go pee.
On the second day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, two hundred pushups, and would not let me go pee.
On the third day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and would not let me go pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and he still woud not let me pee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and i still really had to pee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and i really had to go pee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, seven sweaty leos, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and he still say you cannot pee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, eight yurchenkos flipping, seven sweaty leos, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and i was still not allowed to pee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, nine gymnasts leaping, eight yurchenkos flipping, seven sweaty leos, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and he would not let me pee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, ten muscles pulling, nine gymnasts leaping, eight yurchenkos flipping, seven sweaty leos, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and i still wasn't allowed to pee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me, eleven giants spinning, ten muscles pulling, nine gymnasts leaping, eight yurchenkos flipping, seven sweaty leos, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and still wouldn't let me pee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my mean coach gave to me. twelve gold medals, eleven giants spinning, ten muscles pulling, nine gymnasts leaping, eight yurchenkos flipping, seven sweaty leos, six bones a breaking, five beam routines, four tumbling passes, three screaming children, two hundred pushups, and he finally let me pee.
