1. I do not feel well enough to be doing that today coach; please don’t make me do it?
2. Coach, can I skip the balance beam today, I’m dizzy? Did you just say the D word?
3. I am to hyper to participate.
4. You know what we should do today at practice, practice in our Halloween costumes!
5. Young gymnast: May we run? Coach: Yes! Older Gymnast: Okay, sit down and do not move.
6. My hand is bleeding under the skin, look how cool this is, it moves!
7. I do believe that all gymnasts are weird.
8. Laugh hysterically when we break a bone, or in a lot of pain!
9. Eat chalk.
10. Sweat a lot, then lie on the mats and leave body prints.
11. Have fun together making up funny floor routines, to random music!
12. Torment Coach Josh (: [BEST ONE]
13. Hey coach can I go take my meds?
14. Me: It’s like two hundred degrees in here! Coach: Actually it’s not its, 60 and I’m freezing!
15. They lied to me they told me that Giants were jolly and green, not scary!
16. O my gosh, look at my leg its already bruising! COOL!
17. Why didn’t I get a bruise, no fair!
18. I forget my routine: /
19. I really could use some sticky buns right now! (glue that stops your leotard from riding up)
20. All that I’m after is a life full of laughter, as long as I’m laughing with MO!
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