Funny Comments on Loratab

-OMG My leg machine looks like a teddy bear.
-My leg has turned funny colors haha. :)
-Dr: Who is that boy Sarah is it your boyfriend?
 Sarah: No, haha it's my brother
 Dr: But you don't have a brother.
 Sarah: O, I meant it was my coach. His name is Josh.
 Dr: Okay coach, brother, are you sure he is not your boyfriend?
-There is a bandaid in a very unappropriate place!
-This machine is rather uncomfortable, it vibrates funny!
-NICEEEEE! (lots of giggling)
-I'm floating on clouds!
-Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom! Are you sure, because if I get the whole nursing team in here, all the visitors out, and then you don't have to, I will be extremely angry! haha.
-If there is a fight you better take it outside because this morphine makes me emotional and I will cry!
-I put a comment on a friends status, talking about how I hated being young and not being able to drive! I have been driving for over a year, and I have my full license haha! :P